Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Time machine



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From: Graham Horton <graham.horton@ntlworld.com>
Sent: 04 December 2009 13:03
To: Dave Jones (Sauna) <DJones1053@aol.com>
Subject: FW: Time machine

 




 



 

 

 

Subject: Fw: Time machine

 

 

 

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a
 time machine which can see 100 years into the
future. The both decide to test it by asking a
 question each.

 

Barak goes first. 
"What will the USA be like in 100 years time" 
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into  action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president,
crime is non-existant, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries" 

Gordon thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll
 have a bit of that" so he asks "What will Great
 Britain be like in 100 years time?" 
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
 But he just stares at it. 
"Come on Gordon" says Barak, "What does it say" 
Gordon replies.         
"I can't tell ! Its all in Arabic!"     

 

 

 

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